ABCS of What to do when Encountering Brothers

ABCS of What to do when encountering brothers

                                       By Andrew Choi

Always be on his good side or he will beat you up

Be brave in front of him or you will always fear him and that’s not good

Caring for him even though he might be mean because he’s still part of your family

Do whatever he says for you to do unless it’s something really bad like giving up your prized rock collection or Pokemon cards

E-be EXTRA nice to him or face the wrath of his fist or foot

Facial expressions are a big no no, especially if they are mean expressions

G-don’t grab anything from him because he can get irritated

Hunger is what he is, so always, always, always, give him food that he likes and he will be in a good mood.

Isolation is the key, do not get near him

J-if your brother is acting Jubilant you can have a feeling of relief because you know that you wouldn’t have a good day if he was having a terrible day.

Kindness could be beneficial to you. Another way of being on his good side

L-never Laugh at him when he makes a mistake

Money to freely give every day? If not, you’re in trouble

Never hit him back or he will hit you harder next

Observe what he’s doing if he’s having trouble, help him out

Pokemon can cheer some brothers up but not always

Quakes such as earthquakes can put him in a tantrum

R-never run away from him because he will corner you and beat you up, it’s better to just stand up to him, but that is also equally useless

S-never be in a Skirmish with him because you will always lose

T-brothers will never be Timid of you, so never try to frighten him

U-you can never be Unanimous with him so don’t even try

V-never have valuable things in front of your brother

Wake up before him so that he doesn’t pull a prank on you in the morning

X-make sure to X-Ray your body when he hits you to see if he made a mark in your bones

Yell for help when things get too serious

Zippy or fast brothers can catch you soon so never try to outrun him